REOPENED!

Because of Marcella No-you-cannot-undo-my-bra Willim, I decided to reopen my blog. hehe.

I had to close the last time cos of my DEAREST AUNTY, ah zhu. She saboed kor, mom went to look at his blog and it was so vulgar. haha. She threatened to disown him, and she’s on the look out for my blog. So no more vulgarities. hehe. YA RIGHT.

Last night was damn fun. Went to Kowfu’s house for house warming. His BIG BLACK DOG, is literally a BIG BLACK DOG. Actually it’s just big. haha. It’s like taller than Bra when he stands, but not as BLACK. . Ah zhu, as usual encouraging me to drink. She forced vodka down my throat when i was 12. Now, wine. She’s so so SO SO SICK. And when she was still flying, during winter, she pitied the ducks in the pond in god-knows-where, so she soaked her buns in brandy and fed them to the ducks, so as to KEEP THEM WARM. I bet they’re the only ducks who can drown in water. And she started telling us about all the animals she’s killed.

Kowfu not much better. Took out TEQUILA! And only us kids were drinking. haha. I’m the freak cause i don’t drink. haha. He was teaching us GOOD from bad(good tequila from bad throat biting ones). They make drinking seem like a good thing. haha. Uncle Andy’s another crook! He got 6 year old Janessa to get him heineken. She didn’t know what it was. He told her the green celery juice and she was convinced that it’s vegetable juice. She was running around like crazy. And she told Aunty Doris she drank some smelly thing. haha. SHE WAS DRUNK MAN!

Petrina’s giving me and Jane like half a year to learn to drink. HAHA.