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Stupidity.

doctorbikini — Tue, 15 Aug 2006 09:29:47 +0000

I feel VERY stupid. Oh man. I take a glance at all the chapters tested for A Maths and I’m like, we actually learnt that? Gen was reciting her Bio notes and I’m like, uhhhhhh. Haven’t felt like that in a very long time. I think it’s the drinking from last week. hehe.

Went to Harbour Front for lunch today, took 100 home. Then I saw the 195 in front, at the traffic light at the cross junction, and then I thought to myself. Cool, 2 195s in a row. That’s a rare sight. Approaching the light, suddenly the bus turned, and I was like, WTF is going on?! Then it struck me that I was on 100. haha. How silly.

I realised that the walk from the fire station bus stop to home is shorter than from Alexandra Hospital bus stop. HEHE.

Me Is Angry.

doctorbikini — Mon, 14 Aug 2006 12:54:55 +0000

I hate ~~exams~~ the sitting arrangement during exams. We get cramped up in bloody stuffy cramped up C110. Not just that, I have to sit behind that (no vulgarities) BITCH! But, oh wells, just live with it. Actually, I can use her as a source of motivation. Since she thinks I’m, HAHA, dumber than her, just looking as her gets rid of all my brain blocks and what nots. LIKE, HELLO! YOU BLOODY HELL GOT 40th POSITION IN CLASS, I WAS TOP 10. I get higher than you for everything! Well, maybe except chinese. WTF, Continue living in your little world of delusions and eye rolling okay. UHH *rolls my eyes until it gets stuck at the back*. I hope she retains or something.

Anyway, and since we’re in C110, Charlene takes the damn purfume which stinks and sprays it ALL OVER. Like wtf, it’s cramped, smelly, dusty, dirty and we are blamed for HER MESS. Not just blamed, we have to CLEAN IT UP. Typical asshole style, kick it under her damn sofa.

How to do exams in this kind of environment sial.

REOPENED!

doctorbikini — Wed, 09 Aug 2006 05:18:59 +0000

Because of Marcella No-you-cannot-undo-my-bra Willim, I decided to reopen my blog. hehe.

I had to close the last time cos of my DEAREST AUNTY, ah zhu. She saboed kor, mom went to look at his blog and it was so vulgar. haha. She threatened to disown him, and she’s on the look out for my blog. So no more vulgarities. hehe. YA RIGHT.

Last night was damn fun. Went to Kowfu’s house for house warming. His BIG BLACK DOG, is literally a BIG BLACK DOG. Actually it’s just big. haha. It’s like taller than Bra when he stands, but not as BLACK. . Ah zhu, as usual encouraging me to drink. She forced vodka down my throat when i was 12. Now, wine. She’s so so SO SO SICK. And when she was still flying, during winter, she pitied the ducks in the pond in god-knows-where, so she soaked her buns in brandy and fed them to the ducks, so as to KEEP THEM WARM. I bet they’re the only ducks who can drown in water. And she started telling us about all the animals she’s killed.

Kowfu not much better. Took out TEQUILA! And only us kids were drinking. haha. I’m the freak cause i don’t drink. haha. He was teaching us GOOD from bad(good tequila from bad throat biting ones). They make drinking seem like a good thing. haha. Uncle Andy’s another crook! He got 6 year old Janessa to get him heineken. She didn’t know what it was. He told her the green celery juice and she was convinced that it’s vegetable juice. She was running around like crazy. And she told Aunty Doris she drank some smelly thing. haha. SHE WAS DRUNK MAN!

Petrina’s giving me and Jane like half a year to learn to drink. HAHA.

RUSSSSSTAYEEEE. Updated.

doctorbikini — Fri, 16 Jun 2006 09:11:42 +0000

This morning, Rusty went under the cupboard to get his ball and he ended up stuck under there. haha. Bloody stupid, and I thought they said dogs are intelligent creatures. haha.

Acutually, he's not that dumb. I opened the front door, there were 2 shadows waiting for the lift. Rusty ran to the door and kept on barking. And when they left he stopped. The other time he also attacked a dog which was owned by a shadow. haha. Mom only likes him cos he's racist, like her. haha.

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I was looking at my blog stats just now and I saw this.

Search Engine Terms

These are terms people used to find your blog.

Today

Search Views

Fucking Priyanka 1

fucking Sarah 1

Yesterday

Search Views

under eye is swollen 1

barney in a bikini 1

mon fuck hard, 1

fucking cheebai 1

I'm not that vulgar… am I?

Update:
It's confirmed. Rusty IS dumb. He just drank toilet bowl water.

ANNABELLE’S BACK.

doctorbikini — Thu, 15 Jun 2006 11:09:55 +0000

I’M SO HAPPPPPPPPPPPPY!

Mom’s on leave. That sucks.

She keeps bothering me to go swimming, clean up my room, go watch movies. We were like on a movie marathon today. We went to watch benchwarmers in the morning. It was funny. Then she decided to bring Marie and Stella to watch either Cars or Garfield. And WTH~ Priyanka was there. So we had to bring her along.

Had to go up and pick them up, and ran into that idiot again. uhh. Why do I have to keep running into him?!?!?!?

Ended up watching Garfield. Crap show. Not funny at all. Even the kids didn’t find it funny. I was like sleeping in there luhhh. Anyway, Belly’s back and I’m off to irritate her. Man, I miss irritating her oh so much.

This post has nothing to do with the title. haha.

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doctorbikini — Wed, 14 Jun 2006 10:35:01 +0000

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DAMN…

doctorbikini — Tue, 13 Jun 2006 12:43:47 +0000

I formatted my comp. My songs are gone… manzzzzz. And MAPLE'S NOT WORKING!

*******

Bra pangsehed. Asshole, suppose to go pierce ear with me. HUR. I want to see tattoo, and I want the diamonds ~~you owe~~ you're gonna give me. HIAK HIAK HIAK.

I Think I am a Pyschic.

doctorbikini — Mon, 12 Jun 2006 14:48:08 +0000

I had a very strong feeling I was gonna run into Bradley today, and I did. haha. He started whining about being bored. So I brought Marie and Stella down to roller blade. I then introduced them to Bra as monster’s son! haha. He took my phone and ran off, so I told Stella about it. And she was like let’s bully him. haha. She kicked his ass. Real good. haha. The sight of him even irks littles girls. haha.

**Removed this part. I scared mata catch ah. Bring me go court like all the other little loser brains.**

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I hate early morning calls. Today, that fucking bastard called to ask my cousin’s number so he can give her tuition. Nabeis. People sick want to sleep late also must wake people up. That day this person called my NEW number and ask, may I speak to Tan Wee Kim Gregory? Early in the morning some more.

I know you working people all no life, must wake up early, no holiday. But at least farking spare a thought for others who have a life and wakes up late.

And NEW number some more. How the fuck can I get someone calling the wrong number. ARGH. First Lim WoiWoi, now this Gregory fella.

Lim WoiWoi, if you’re farking reading this ah, can you learn to give out the right number or not. Nabei. Got SGH message me go for check up. Got dental appointment. People calling me go wedding. People congratulate me for giving birth. Like WTF LA. Next time don’t give your son my number ah. He call me mommy ask me pick him, I swear I’ll pull my hair out.

And the bloody Gregory, got some lao aunty call me and mumble something. Say wrong number still keep calling. Nabeis. Farking annoying.

I Need A Life.

doctorbikini — Mon, 12 Jun 2006 06:58:33 +0000

I'm getting so sick of my normal routine.

Wake up
Turn on the comp and tv
Watch Oprah
Maple and whine about how boring Maple is
Continue Mapling
Pray Annabelle wakes up
Eat brunch
Whine about how boring life is

I'm getting bored listing it all. It's really farking boring la. Annabelle, quickly come back and we'll go out everyday! I haven't spent a cent on clothes and shoes this holiday.

That’s What You Do When Your BFF’s Outta Town.

doctorbikini — Sun, 11 Jun 2006 10:43:30 +0000

3 YEARS AGO:

How old were you?:
- 12

What grade year were you in?:
- Primary 6

Where did you go to school?:
- Kellog

Where did you work?:
- YhingThai

Where did you live?:
- Anchorage

How was your hair style?:
- Long and rebonded

Did you have braces?:
- No

Did you wear glasses?:
- Sometimes

Who was your best friend?:
- Myaumi and Angelia

Who was your boyfriend/girlfriend:
- HAHA. Bradley IRRITATING DICK'CRUZ

Who was your celebrity crush?:
- No one

How many tattoos did you have?:
- None
How many piercings did you have?
- 4

What car did you drive?:
- Hot Wheels

What was your favorite band/group?:
- S club?

What was your worst fear?
- Nothing

Had you smoked a cigarette yet?:
- No

Had you gotten drunk or high yet?:
-No

Had you driven yet?
- No

Had you been to a real party yet?:
- No

Had your heart broken?
- Yes, by MOOOOOOONSTERRRRR.
**NOW…..

How old are you?:
- 14+

Where do you go to school?:
- St Loseresa's Convent

Where do you live?:
- Anchorage

Where do you hang out?:
- Home

How is your hair style?:
- Short

Do you have braces?:
- Yes

Do you wear glasses?:
- No

Who is your best friend?:
- Annabelle

Still talk to any of your old friends?:
- Yes

Who is your celebrity crush?:
- No one

Who is your regular-person crush?:
- HAHA. People crush me. Not the other way around.

How many piercings do you have?:
- 5

How many tattoos?:
- None. Dad will strike me off his will. Better not.

What kind of car do you drive?:
- Nothing, but I want a beetle convertible!

What is your favorite singer/group?:
- Robbie Williams

Have you smoked a cigarette?
- Tried once

Have you gotten drunk or high?:
- No

Have you been to a real party?
-No

haha. I have changed much.